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"everything in my life has been determined by mistakes"

Feb 1
thisisntsonia:

having a little old lady at the market say “drug addicts like you should have their children taken away from them.” in front of your kid makes you feel capable of stabbing a human being in the soup aisle.. instead i smiled and said the first thing that came to mind “lucky for my kid, the only drugs i’m addicted to are keeping my transplanted kidney from rejecting..”  she shook her head and waved me away..

since that, soup, tea, a heating pad and netflix.  i feel like meh :(

I would have had words with this woman.many, many, MANY words.“no one puts (my) baby in a corner!!!”

thisisntsonia:

having a little old lady at the market say “drug addicts like you should have their children taken away from them.” in front of your kid makes you feel capable of stabbing a human being in the soup aisle.. instead i smiled and said the first thing that came to mind “lucky for my kid, the only drugs i’m addicted to are keeping my transplanted kidney from rejecting..”  she shook her head and waved me away..


since that, soup, tea, a heating pad and netflix.  i feel like meh :(

I would have had words with this woman.

many, many, MANY words.

“no one puts (my) baby in a corner!!!”


Jan 31
TOP 5 PERSONALLY INFLUENTIAL ALBUMS THAT NOW ABSOLUTELY SICKEN YOU

in no particular order

1. NIRVANA - NEVERMIND
2. LED ZEPPELIN - IV
3. THE DOORS - WAITING FOR THE SUN
4. RADIOHEAD  - OK COMPUTER
5. PINK FLOYD - DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

I feel as if some people may miss interpret this as my “top 5 worst albums”  not the case. I think each of these albums are wonderful, well made records and at one point they meant the world to me. they change the way i acted, dressed, played music. they influenced me in what books i read, what films i watched, what drugs i took. 

I’m also not saying these are my “top 5 personally influential records of all time” that’s not the case either, although nevermind would have to make that list as well. I mean let’s face it, I started and ended my teenage years in the 90s it’d be pretty damn hard to say I wasn’t influenced by nirvana at some point.

so there you are. each one of these records was a huge part of my teenage years…

but now I cringe whenever I hear them. 

absolutely CAN NOT stomach them.

makes me want to stick knitting needles into my ears.

TOP 5 PERSONALLY INFLUENTIAL ALBUMS THAT NOW ABSOLUTELY SICKEN YOU

in no particular order

1. NIRVANA - NEVERMIND
2. LED ZEPPELIN - IV
3. THE DOORS - WAITING FOR THE SUN
4. RADIOHEAD - OK COMPUTER
5. PINK FLOYD - DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

I feel as if some people may miss interpret this as my “top 5 worst albums” not the case. I think each of these albums are wonderful, well made records and at one point they meant the world to me. they change the way i acted, dressed, played music. they influenced me in what books i read, what films i watched, what drugs i took.

I’m also not saying these are my “top 5 personally influential records of all time” that’s not the case either, although nevermind would have to make that list as well. I mean let’s face it, I started and ended my teenage years in the 90s it’d be pretty damn hard to say I wasn’t influenced by nirvana at some point.

so there you are. each one of these records was a huge part of my teenage years…

but now I cringe whenever I hear them.

absolutely CAN NOT stomach them.

makes me want to stick knitting needles into my ears.


it saddens me that the place I most often have to avoid being hit by cars on my ride to work is outside a daycare center…

you have just left your child in the safety of this institution yet you have no problem flying blindly around the corner of the building into a spot i often seen occupied by other parents and other children walking into the center?

NOTHING is THAT important for you to be THAT careless in an environment such as this


Jan 30
‘arry!!! ‘ere, don’t forget yer firebolt ‘arry!

‘arry!!! ‘ere, don’t forget yer firebolt ‘arry!


fox news has suggested THE MUPPETS film has a liberal agenda and is dangerous…

Kermit & Piggy respond at a press conference.


Jan 28
“dumb ol baby ears. i dont think i’ve ever felt so lame about my ears til we took a side by side photo of our dad plugs”

that’s funny, I never notice how big my ears are until i take a side by side photo with someone who has dumb ol baby ears!


Hee Hee Hee…

“dumb ol baby ears. i dont think i’ve ever felt so lame about my ears til we took a side by side photo of our dad plugs”

that’s funny, I never notice how big my ears are until i take a side by side photo with someone who has dumb ol baby ears!


Hee Hee Hee…


Jan 27
thisisntsonia:

workin’ out.

I love weights.I love these weights especially.but they were too heavy for my ears, I’m glad my lady’s getting some use out of them…

hey baby, nice lobes… come here often?

thisisntsonia:

workin’ out.

I love weights.

I love these weights especially.

but they were too heavy for my ears, I’m glad my lady’s getting some use out of them… hey baby, nice lobes… come here often?


$175.99 on Amazon!

$175.99 on Amazon!

(via acertainsortof)


while i was in Portland I bought pistachios for Eva and I…

a few days ago when I was talking to her, she asked what I was eating I said “pistachios”

“why do you always get pistachios?!?!”

“I don’t know kid, I buy them… just ask your mom to get some more”

“I did! she won’t!”

“well they’re kind of expensive”

“but they’re sooooooo good”

so tonight, daddy bought his little girl a three pound bag… way more than any 7 year old needs BUT she’s a smart kid, she’ll make them last.

I hope…

while i was in Portland I bought pistachios for Eva and I…

a few days ago when I was talking to her, she asked what I was eating I said “pistachios”

“why do you always get pistachios?!?!”

“I don’t know kid, I buy them… just ask your mom to get some more”

“I did! she won’t!”

“well they’re kind of expensive”

“but they’re sooooooo good”

so tonight, daddy bought his little girl a three pound bag… way more than any 7 year old needs BUT she’s a smart kid, she’ll make them last.

I hope…


thisisntsonia:

2008 & 2012.

I dig ol’ Madison a lot…she’s a hell of a kid.

thisisntsonia:

2008 & 2012.

I dig ol’ Madison a lot…

she’s a hell of a kid.


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